Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
but I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball!

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball!

He's a pinball wizard
there has to be a twist.
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

How do you think he does it?
I don't know!
What makes him so good?

ain't got no distractions
Can't hear no buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets the replay,
Never seen him fall,
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him.

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall.
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball!...

i hate the who

and i've seen their tired act 7 times in concert

This is shocking.

We saw them and they rocked for a bunch of old dudes!

to each their own, that's why eggs can be scrambled or sunny side up

i went to see their movie, tommy...

it's good to have goals in life

Let me get this straight. You dont like them so...
you went to see them seven times?

four times i went for the opening acts, didn't stay all the way through their set, two times tickets were free and solved the girlfriend you never take me anywhere thing, but there is always the first time, as i left the stadium shaking my head wondering why i wasted my money on a poo-poo concert like that.

You had me up til the girlfriend part.

both times, my dates suggested we leave early, i'm telling you the who suck

Was this with Keith Moon or Kenney Jones or worse Zak Starkey?

I agree

the guess who were better...